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Ray Whitney is a gamer first and a human being second. A goat third.
A rabbit, a nerd, a mercenary and some sort of super-deformed wrestler walk into a bar. They play poker. Hilarity ensues!
In this review, Ray asks you a very difficult question about your ears. And there's dragons.
Left 4 Dead 2 has been around for quite some time but it is still going strong and I want to talk about it. What are you going to do about it? Nothing, that's what I thought.
Sonic Adventure has been ported to Xbox Live, and one thing's for sure, it's definitely a game with Sonic in it.
In this review, Ray Whitney contemplates the feelings of episodic video game characters and shooting aliens in the balls.
Digital Lard would shoot you in the face if you were a zombie. Also, here's a Left 4 Dead review.
You thought Bohemian Rhapsody was a long song? You wait till you hear the Eternal Sonata - it's ETERNAL!
What connects the Telegraph, ancient ninja arts and the Nintendo DS? ZENDOKU!
Can mercury actually melt? Who cares! Here's a review of a game!
The dead are rising, and you're there, armed with a camera and a bad attitude. Have a great time!
How retro can you go? Ray takes it all the way back.
The most rock 'n' roll fighting game comes to the DS. It's doubled the action and doubled the screens, but has it doubled the fun?
Ray Whitney explores the world of virtual card games on the PC in this modern update of a kids' classic - Top Trumps Adventures!
There's plenty of stuff to shoot at in Nanostray. Do you like to shoot things? Then read Ray Whitney's review!
The world of Doctor Who explodes in this massive season climax! Ray Whitney reviews.
Click here to see what you can do with a fistful of cash and a very unimpressive social life.
Ray Whitney takes a look at this hard-to-find DS puzzle gem.
The most eagerly anticipated game in the entire history of the solar system finally arrives. Ray Whitney wets himself, then writes this review.
Don't worry, this hasn't actually got Rambo in it. Thank the Lord!
The Olympics! Are they still relevant? Ray Whitney hopes so, as he intends to use them to attract people to his Mario & Sonic review.
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